From the strange but true fashion blunders...

This happened to me this morning and I thought I would share. I get
up, groggy as usual at 5am. I dig through the pile of clothes at the
foot of my wife and my bed, find shorts, shoes, a shirt, and a
cigarette. I take the dog outside, shiver, and take a few drags from
my smoke. Shivering, I think, man these shorts are a little odd, and
look down. I am not wearing shorts. No, no, in my grogginess, I have
mistakenly put on my wife's mini jean skort!

I am now outside, wearing what appears to be a mini skirt, and at the
puppy's bowels mercy. She is young and will take off if I leave her
to her own devices. The only good thing is it's pitch black. I try
to duck between our cars in case a car drives by, and in the process
forget about our motion sensor lights on the garage--great...

Finally, the dog wraps up her business, and I make it safely into the
house, where my wife is by the coffeemaker and asks me "Honey, did you
know you are wearing my skort?"

Dear God! I am not by any means a cross dresser. Has anyone else had
this sort've misfortune?

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